December 2011
"Literally Unbelievable": Top Ten Facebook... →
literallyunbelievable:
5. “Would the Queen of Paris act like this??”
4. Gained a sun, lost a mind
3. “Of course it’s real, there’s a number!”
2. Paid for by the Commitee to Re-Elect Stupied Obama and his Dump Ideas
1. :(
This year’s honorable…
L.A.
Today has been overwhelming. I saw mountains for the first time, I flew over the Grand Canyon and am in a huge city. I’m already homesick for my boyfriend and cat but I think that’s just because I’ve almost been awake for twenty-four hours straight and I need to sleep.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
St. Vincent (20)
Real Estate (15)
Male Bonding (14)
David Bowie (13)
The Andrews Sisters (13)
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
tsixetonodi:
tiny-vessels:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
I don’t drink, but some of my idiot friends do ;)
There ya go
Drinking...
indiotica:
Blue Jeans by Lana Del Rey
aristartled:
thrillsarecheap:
I’ll Be Your...
OH GOD.
I just wrote something. For the first time in months. Merry Christmas.
Sometimes I get really cranky and am like “Waaah! My life is subpar! My anxiety and inability to overcome my fears and apprehensions is making everything mediocre!” And then I remember that I haven’t fed myself yet and decide to take a nap.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
David Bowie (36)
Frédéric Chopin (29)
Wye Oak (22)
Little Dragon (20)
Male Bonding (15)
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