December 2008
Adios 2008
I feel like a completely different person from who I was during the beginning of this year, and who I am now. I like my life now!
Here’s to a wonderful 2009!
WHOOPZ
My bad guys, McDonald’s doesn’t own Chipotle anymore. I just looked it up.
To the Tumblr users who love Chipotle:
saintnate:
firstsight:
I highly recommend you all jump into your private jets/hovercrafts/electric scooters and make a trip to Lincoln, Nebraska where you can have Oso! Oso is 1,000,000 times better than Chipotle for numerous reasons:
Fresher ingredients
It’s not owned by McDonald’s
They don’t make the main component of your burrito nasty soggy rice like Chipotle does
Their guacamole. For...
To the Tumblr users who love Chipotle/Qdoba etc:
I highly recommend you all jump into your private jets and make a trip to Lincoln, Nebraska where you can have Oso! Oso is 1,000,000 times better than Chipotle for numerous reasons:
Fresher ingredients
It’s not owned by McDonald’s
They don’t make the main component of your burrito nasty soggy rice like Chipotle does
Their guacamole. For real. It’s the best I’ve...
manners!
almostnever:
firstsight:
almostnever
Dear tumblronies,
The customers at Urban Outfitters on Rush Street in Chicago are so sloppy! I never really work out on the floor, so I haven’t noticed until just this minute, but HOT DAMN clean up your own mess!
My lord.
PS don’t ask me where anything is either because every nylon blend printed scoop neck bubble hem cami looks exactly the same to...
Meat Cleaver= NBD
Today I went on a day adventure to Omaha. I am delighted to report that I not only find driving on the interstate easy-peesy now, but also that I saw a homeless man pull out a meat cleaver at that coffee house next to Urban. I should say he displayed his knife to an unwilling middle-aged woman and her daughter by placing it on the edge of their table while rambling about Obama. The knife had some...
manners!
almostnever
Dear tumblronies,
The customers at Urban Outfitters on Rush Street in Chicago are so sloppy! I never really work out on the floor, so I haven’t noticed until just this minute, but HOT DAMN clean up your own mess!
My lord.
PS don’t ask me where anything is either because every nylon blend printed scoop neck bubble hem cami looks exactly the same to me.
Well shiiiit. I’m...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
Sufjan Stevens (17)
Neutral Milk Hotel (15)
The Shins (12)
Blitzen Trapper (8)
Beach House (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I absolutely love sitting in my bed late at night peacefully reading and writing while listening to music.
I don't ever want to be someone's Tumblr crush,...
(via benjaminandhisblog)
I still do.
I just remembered last night's dream.
backtothis:
There was a huge swarm of killer bees out to get me. It wasn’t fun at all. It wasn’t much of a nightmare though. I didn’t wake up scared out of my mind or anything.
I had a really similar dream! I dreamt that I was being stung over and over and I couldn’t get away from them. I think, though I’m not sure, that bee dreams have to do with emotions regarding how you perceive...
wildephotog:
dorti002:
Andrew Bird - “The...
johncody:
i <3 Bitches
i <3 boats n hoes
Just listened to Andy sing karoke. Be still my heart! If he was ever in Lincoln I would drag his ass to a bar and force him to sing Like A Rolling Stone with Maggie and I at the Tam’s.
Dear Nebraska weather patterns,
So…I don’t know. I don’t mean to be weird or whatever, but earlier (December 26th) it was 60° or so, and that was really really lovely. I just want you to know that I appreciated going outside without a coat on. Oh, and the fact that a shit ton of the ice on the streets melted? Awesome. It truly made my day. Again, I feel weird bringing this up, but later on in the night you...
Question of the Day:
Do I have the stomach flu?
We shall see.
WatchPoor Andy! Last night after consuming an large quantity of alcohol he offered to drunk dial me, which I gladly accepted. However, I suggested he sing when he called and leave me a voicemail seeing as though it was 3 o’clock my time and I was off to bed. The following video is the audio from the aforementioned message.
Right after the message was left I received a texts saying:
“OMG it told me I was out of time and I had 8 seconds left! WTF!”
and then
“Omg I’m drunk”
It was all very hilarious and nice to wake up to. Thank you Andy! I hope some day in the near future I can do the same for you. :)
My skin smells of chlorine after sitting in a friend’s hot tub tonight. As the snow melted I was reminded of spring and for a moment I felt a certain calm and happiness wash over me. As I drove home down the familiar streets I felt nostalgic for last March and I wished more than anything that winter was over.
Pretty soon my Uncle and my cousins and their boyfriends will be coming over to have some Christmas dinner. However, I am
A) Tired because I went to bed at 5 am and was woken up at 8
and
B) Full of sugar from having chocolate, Christmas rolls, and mimosas for breakfast
I would much rather sit here, in my bedroom, in my underwear without any make-up on.
xmattiusx:
These United States - First Sight
...
Coco Facts
missmlady:
Just thinkin….
1. I have 5 pericings.
2. Four tattoos and my next one is going to be “This Too Shall Pass”
That’s what I want to get as well!
her bone structure screams "touch her! touch her!"
stupidinboston:
(via ellielovesyou)
That’s just a little creepy.. and maybe hot, too.
Eee, once at a party I had an architecture major hitting on me through out the night. What did he continuously comment on? How glorious my bone structure was.
Watchmaggieerlandson:
bowlingalleylawyer:
blakeley:
justin:
I’ve been working on this vidblog for a year - it’s dedicated to my grandfather who passed away. This was the last time I saw him.
This video is beautiful and dreamlike, I love it. Great job Justin.
stunning.
Sometimes I really wish I had someone who would just follow me around and take videos of my reactions to certain things. For example, last night after smoking a bowl myself and two friends sat in my one friend’s living room where he proceeded to make us watch the music video for “Midnight Train to Georgia”. That itself wasn’t that funny, but midway through I noticed my...
Just got home from the Christmas party.
backtothis:
I’m pretty happy now that I’m out of that place. It was so awkward because I ruined my friendship with the girls there and I had to go to this party because I helped plan and I also had a gift for one of them. I thought it would be okay and I’d have a good time. Unfortunately that was not the case. I feel pretty bad about the whole situation but life will go on.
Yeahhhh, I just tried...
Dear Tumblr Secret Santa,
Gifts are of little importance to me, so if I never receive a gift from you that’s okay. However, I am very curious to know who you are! I promise that if you reveal yourself to me it won’t be some sort of trick where I find out who you are and then bitch at you for not sending me anything. Truly. I just want to know who you are.
On the contrary, if you have...
LOL
My father has requested that while at work today I make him a Facebook account. My mom has one too, but has no idea how to use it. I offered to help her, but she said she would only let me help if she could add me. I politely declined.
I currently have two jobs. One working for my father at his advertising agency and the other at a store in the mall. In November I was hired on as seasonal help for the mall store with hopes of becoming a permanent employee. This possibility became more and more real as time went on since one of the employees was moving to Florida with her boyfriend upon her graduation from UNL. After the...
Hell on Earth:
furrowedbrow:
britticisms:
the mall.
If you’re unconvinced, just spend 6 hours there trying to jump off the balcony pulling your hair out shopping, then get back to me
I work at a mall. It is truly awful sometimes, especially since so many people in Lincoln, Nebraska do last minute shopping and find it necessary to complain about how much money they’re spending. However, I just remind...
Can I Just Say...
allow:
indieandyy:
…all you Tumblrettes out there talking about how you don’t have big boobs… some of us do actually like and prefer that. Just letting you know. In case Victoria’s Secret commercials give you a complex or whatever.
It’s funny really. I only feel inadequate when I’m trying on clothes or bras. It’s just clothes. Sometimes I look down and think, DAMN some cleavage would look hot...
if i could tell little nate anything...
allow:
saintnate:
Hey, little Nate, this is you talking. Yeah, 24-year-old future Nate. Drink that fucking milk and eat those fucking vegetables. Being 24 and 5’5” is embarrassing and it sucks. Do what you can to be as tall as you can be, because a lot of women won’t take you seriously, no matter how awesome you are, if they literally look down on you.
Yes. I am willing to emotionally scar a...
