Patton Oswalt perfectly describing how I feel about the “Christmas Shoes” song. Thanks for posting this on Facebook, Andrew.
You know what I’m thankful for, every day? Having nice teeth.
I will never be able to thank my parents enough for the money they spent on my orthodontic work. A truly wonderful gift.
Oh, and good eyebrows. I pity anyone with shitty eyebrows.
Another song I heard while knitting at JJ’s. Great tunes.
"I once had a dream, or a vision, and I imagined that dream to be of importance to other people, so I wrote the manuscript and made the film. But it is not until the moment when my dream meets with your emotions and your minds that my shadows come to life. It is your recognition that brings them to life. It is you indifference that kills them. I hope that you will understand; that you when you leave the cinema will take with you an experience or a sudden thought—or maybe a question. The efforts of my friends and myself have then not been in vain…" — Ingmar Bergman
I just want to add, that I broke my ass today. Having a bubble butt did NOTHING for me when I slipped on the ice and landed ass first.
Went to the dermatologist this morning to have them look at what turned out to be a mole on my face. Multiple times the PA and the actual derm said, “You’re so fair skinned!” “You’re so fair.”
Yes, I know! I’m pale! It’s because I don’t tan and I wear sunscreen every day because I want to have healthy skin and on top of it, I’m a natural blonde whose ancestry is Welsh and German.
Tell me something I don’t know, fools.